I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.