What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...