Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...