General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...