The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...