Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...