Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself