How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...