Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...