I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...