5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...