Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...