Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...