Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...