The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...