The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...