yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
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Signs someone is using your e-mail
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What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
He is a very fast drinker
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What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....