Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...