If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Because they squeak!
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You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
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