New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...