The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...