A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.