I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!