Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...