Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...