Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...