A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...