A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...