Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...