Computers are female
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What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...