The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...