Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...