One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...