Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...