The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.