Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...