Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
New Win98 Error Codes
The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes AssignedWinerr 000 – Unexpected Intelligent User...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...