Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.