The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...