Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...