10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...