Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...