Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...