Cupid at Law
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Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
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Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Mothers taught us
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