When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...