Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...