The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Write your code in C
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TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Herpes Prevention
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