Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...