Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...