New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...