Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....