A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...